Are your mental faculties still recovering from the week? Not ready to take on anything too intellectually challenging? Have we got the balm for your overtaxed brain!

Mysterious Brazilian tecnobrega auteur DJ Cremoso just sent out another blast of staggeringly simple sounds.  In his new “O Baile Resolvido” mix, Bon Jovi, Metallica, the Black Eyed Peas, and Lady Gaga all get transformed into Cremoso’s bouncy, squishy sonic minions. He is an unstoppable force.

Whatever you are into, Cremoso can take it and turn it into a simple tropical party tune that you can wiggle your butt too. Using his patented formula he will ruthlessly extract the mindless dance track lurking inside every one of your favorite songs. No one is safe! Hide the MP3s! He’s coming for you! And he will make you smile!

It might be “cheesy techno,” but it will fix you up.  Also, recommended for anyone affected by SXSW this week who might find themselves taking music, themselves, or anything else a little too seriously.

Image Credit: DJ Cremoso via Soundcloud.com