The Rubberbandits, clearly tired of their ill-conceived rise to American fame, decided to go a completely different route: children’s book writing.

In their new video for “Spastic Hawk,” Limerick City’s best gangster rappers pitch a sweet, heartfelt kids’ book to a publisher. What ensues is…pretty damn surreal.

…Almost as surreal as their recent trip to the Jersey Shore.

Photo Credit: MTV Iggy/Josh Maredy